testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats

dont do this

you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you


i’m just tired and sad and want to makeout with you

Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste food when you eat, and when you sleep, really to sleep. Try as much as possible to be wholly alive with all your might, and when you laugh, laugh like hell. And when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough.
Ernest Hemingway (via eclait)